Welcome to our pick-up lines section! You're gonna find some wicked funny pick-up lines on this page as well as some pick-up lines that might actually work for getting a date! Either that or get you arrested.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?


Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!


I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?


You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...


Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.


Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.


Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.


Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?


Wow! Are those real?


If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.


Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.


Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!


Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)


Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?


Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?


True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?


Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?


I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.


How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?


Can I flirt with you?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!


You have been very naughty! Go to my room!


Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?


If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.


Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.


Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.


Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?


Be unique and different, say yes.


You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.


I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?


What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)


Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!


My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.


He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!


Rebuttals to Pick-Up Lines

He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.


He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?


He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.


A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it,
looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.


After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.